May 30, 2016
Canary Islands Day

BIRTHDAYS
Mel Blanc 1908
Ruta Lee 1936
Michael J. Pollard 1939

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*05/19/16 Car Toons: Automotive family humor.
05/17/16 TruthSeeker: World’s oldest freethought publication.
05/16/16 Artblend: Bringing you talent from around the world!
*05/13/16 Mirror Mirror: It’s all about beauty. UK.
*05/13/16 Taste of Home Cooking for Two: 116 perfectly portioned dinners.
05/10/16 Celebrate Arkansas Magazine: Get into the Natural State!

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

While reading, you blink about half as much as usual.
— June/July National Geographic KiDS

A baby echidna is called a puggle.
— June/July Ranger Rick Jr.

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

KING KONG VS GODZILLA! Gin rummy every thursday

MAN NAMED ARTIE CHOKES TO DEATH – ON AN ARTICHOKE!

SWISS CHARRED! Lausanne man self-immolates

MAN BITTEN BY RADIOACTIVE COCKER SPANIEL BECOMES… MR. ADORABLE!

SLENDER MAN STARTING TO PACK ON A FEW EXTRA POUNDS

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

Why is it that some people who couldn’t wait to be adults so they could drive a car stop acting like adults every time they get behind the wheel?

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Carole Ott